initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.” So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are...
men want to fix you save you or fuck you I can’t be fixed and I don’t...– Jeanann Verlee, men (via toxiccunts)
When you drop your mouthguard on the ground
fuckyeahwomensrugby: And you just have to put it back in your mouth: